1.The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
2.In “Success” all depends on the second letter.
3.I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of!
4.I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced
5.Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
6.Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
7.You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
8.After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…
9.A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
10.I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
11.Fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
12.I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.
13.If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.
14.Person you love is 72.8% water.
15.I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients.
16. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
17.When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
18.I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
19.The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
20.Nothing is over until you stop trying.
21.The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
22. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME
23.I drink to make other people interesting.
24.My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
25.Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
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2.In “Success” all depends on the second letter.
3.I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of!
4.I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced
5.Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
6.Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
7.You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
8.After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…
9.A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
10.I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
11.Fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
12.I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.
13.If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.
14.Person you love is 72.8% water.
15.I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients.
16. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
17.When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
18.I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
19.The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
20.Nothing is over until you stop trying.
21.The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
22. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME
23.I drink to make other people interesting.
24.My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
25.Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
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